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thedailywhat:

Brain Teaser of the Day: If Travis asks Chelsea how long it takes a car traveling 80 miles per hour to go 80 miles, and Chelsea is really, really slow, how long will it take her to answer correctly?

[videosift.]

I’m surprised she can function.

This guy. pahah

Hahahahaha this girl

Oh lord

I would legitimately divorce her.

I don’t understand how he could be attracted to her after this.. 

Ummmm, I need her in my life. She clearly would be my bestest friend.

Omg… I would cry. I am crying. I would’ve had prenup with her… She must be REALLY good in bed, I’m just saying. 

Firstly: Crying with laughter

Secondly: The guy’s reactions are hilarious/so similar to mine or a sane person.

Thirdly: Jesus Christ she is hilarious, I might want to keep her around just to laugh at her…

HOW CAN SOMEONE BE SO DUMB? SO DUMB.

Guys, she’s making sense. He’s not making sense…she’s making sense.

BUT SERIOUSLY. HOW CAN A HUMAN BEING BE THIS FUCKING RETARDED.

Omg……. this makes me facepalm. NOT ALL CHELSEA’S ARE THIS STUPID

(Source: thedailywhat, via captainonomatopoeia)